There is help. Unfortunately, it’s us.

Welcome to Dumbass Anonymous, a safe and anonymous fellowship for people who have done something so spectacularly stupid that keeping it to themselves would be selfish.

Our program is simple. In fact, it has only one step.

Step 1: Admit you’re a dumbass.

There is no Step 2. We tried, but things got complicated.

Whether you searched the house for glasses already on your face, touched a burner to see if it was hot, or backed out of the garage before opening the garage door, you are among friends.

Dumbass Anonymous: helping dumbasses help other dumbasses since somebody forgot why we started.